On a quite different - limerick - note: this week's writing prompt from Mad Kane reads, 'a woman (a fellow) was planning to back...' Here's a couple of limericks from me under a common title.
A woman was planning to back
Her man who was clearly a wrack,
"For better, for worse...
But vows disperse...
Oh, well," and she went off to pack.
A fellow was planning to back
His gal who was clearly a wrack,
"For her I would die,"
He said with a sigh,
"Alas, she was bad in the sack."
Live for the Love of it,
The Happy Amateur