I sure am prolific! I wish they were terrific... (More Limericks)

In response to a limerick writing prompt from Mad Kane.  This week's opening line is,

A fellow (woman) who'd stepped on some toes...

A fellow who’d stepped on some toes,

Confessed to his spouse of his woes,

“They think I aint sweet,

But I just got big feet!”

“Oh, yes! And a really big nose!”

A fellow who’d stepped on some toes

Received a big punch on the nose.

In business folklore -

As in love, or in war -

Things get bloody, and anything goes.

A woman who’d stepped on some toes

Recorded the shrieks.  Recompose

This tape helps her now:

When she’s down somehow,

She plays it, and blooms like a rose.

A fellow who’d stepped on some toes

Tried super hard not to disclose

The steps that he took,

But he was on Facebook,

And so the whole world knows.

A fellow who’d stepped on some toes

Retorted, “How else you suppose

A loser like I

Can ever get by?

Grow up! This is life, and its prose."

A woman who'd stepped on some toes
Found it hard to maintain a cool pose,
When youngsters galore
Got a foot in the door,
Whereas she got veins varicose.

Live for the Love of it,

The Happy Amateur